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Joe Dirt Drinking Game + Cocktail

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Life's a garden — keep digging and drinking, buddy.

The Rules

  • Sip — Joe Dirt's glued-on mullet wig is referenced or visibly shifts on his head
  • Sip — Joe says 'Life's a garden, dig it' or any variation of his motto
  • Sip — Joe recounts a traumatic childhood memory with unearned optimism
  • Sip — Zander Kelly mocks Joe during the radio call-in segments
  • Sip — Joe encounters a new stranger who takes advantage of his trusting nature
  • Drink Twice — Joe mistakes something for a meteor or a moon rock
  • Drink Twice — Brandy appears and Joe pines for her across the years
  • Drink Twice — Joe's septic tank rolls into another disaster on the highway
  • Shot — Joe discovers his family had been at the same fair he was lost at
  • Shot — Robby reveals he has been tormenting Joe since childhood for sport
  • Chug — Joe delivers his rallying speech to the crowd and everyone joins his cause

Themed Cocktail

The Mullet Mule

Ingredients:

  • 2 oz bourbon whiskey
  • 0.75 oz fresh lime juice
  • 0.5 oz honey syrup
  • 3 oz ginger beer
  • 2 dashes Angostura bitters

Instructions:

  1. 1Fill a copper mule mug with crushed ice.
  2. 2Add bourbon, lime juice, and honey syrup and stir briefly.
  3. 3Top with ginger beer and bitters.
  4. 4Garnish with a lime wedge and a sprig of mint — serve in a copper mule mug, business in the front, party in the back.

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Disclaimer: Drink responsibly. This is intended for adults of legal drinking age. Never drink and drive. Always know your limits and drink in moderation.