CB4 Drinking Game + Cocktail
Cell Block 4 is the fakest gangsta rap group ever — drink every time they almost get exposed.
The Rules
- Sip — MC Gusto performs a rap that describes events Euripides Albert is absolutely not living
- Sip — The mockumentary camera captures a behind-the-scenes moment that contradicts the public persona
- Sip — A real rapper appears as themselves and reacts to CB4 with visible confusion
- Sip — CB4's official biography is recited and contradicted immediately by actual events
- Sip — Euripides's middle-class suburban background is accidentally revealed
- Drink Twice — The real Gusto threatens to reclaim his identity with escalating menace
- Drink Twice — CB4's label executive treats the act with oblivious corporate enthusiasm
- Drink Twice — The concert crowd reacts to CB4 as if they are completely authentic
- Shot — The real Gusto appears on stage or in public and creates a crisis of identity
- Shot — CB4's fake street credibility is directly investigated by a journalist
- Chug — The full mockumentary reveal exposes CB4's suburban origins to a live audience
Themed Cocktail
The Gusto Gangsta
Ingredients:
- 1.5 oz tequila reposado
- 0.5 oz Cointreau
- 0.75 oz fresh lime juice
- 0.5 oz watermelon juice
- 0.25 oz jalapeño simple syrup
- Watermelon wedge and mint for garnish
Instructions:
- 1Combine tequila, Cointreau, lime juice, watermelon juice, and jalapeño syrup in a shaker with ice.
- 2Shake hard for 12 seconds.
- 3Strain into a rocks glass over crushed ice.
- 4Garnish with a watermelon wedge and a sprig of mint.
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Disclaimer: Drink responsibly. This is intended for adults of legal drinking age. Never drink and drive. Always know your limits and drink in moderation.