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Along Came Polly Drinking Game + Cocktail

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Risk assessment has never been less helpful — drink and embrace the chaos

The Rules

  • Sip — Reuben Feffer calculates a risk percentage for any life decision
  • Sip — Polly Prince's ferret Sandy appears on screen or causes a problem
  • Sip — Reuben's best friend Sandy Lyle pulls a move mortifying in public
  • Sip — Reuben is shown sweating through his shirt due to digestive distress
  • Sip — Polly's bohemian apartment is shown as chaotically warm and colorful
  • Drink Twice — Reuben eats a dangerous high-fiber food against his better judgment
  • Drink Twice — Sandy Lyle invokes his one minor film role with total seriousness
  • Drink Twice — Reuben's bowel situation reaches a crisis in a public setting
  • Shot — Reuben confronts his ex-wife Lisa about her honeymoon infidelity
  • Shot — Reuben calculates that loving Polly has a negative risk-adjusted return
  • Chug — Reuben tells Polly he will 'figure it out as he goes' and chases her cab

Themed Cocktail

Reuben's Risk-It Margarita

Ingredients:

  • 1.5 oz blanco tequila
  • 0.75 oz fresh lime juice
  • 0.5 oz triple sec
  • 0.5 oz jalapeño syrup
  • 1 tsp agave syrup
  • Salt and chili powder rim

Instructions:

  1. 1Rim a rocks glass with lime juice and dip in a 50/50 mix of salt and chili powder
  2. 2Combine tequila, lime juice, triple sec, jalapeño syrup, and agave in a shaker with ice
  3. 3Shake hard for 15 seconds and strain over fresh ice in the rimmed glass
  4. 4The jalapeño and chili rim create a risk-proportionate heat level
  5. 5Adjust heat tolerance by adding more or less jalapeño syrup to taste
  6. 6Garnish with a lime wedge and a thin round of fresh jalapeño on the rim

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Disclaimer: Drink responsibly. This is intended for adults of legal drinking age. Never drink and drive. Always know your limits and drink in moderation.