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Smiley Face Drinking Game + Cocktail

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Jane accidentally ate all the cupcakes — drink along with every increasingly unhinged consequence.

The Rules

  • Sip — Jane delivers an internally logical but externally incomprehensible monologue
  • Sip — Jane's to-do list is consulted and immediately made worse by new developments
  • Sip — Jane eats or attempts to eat something while high that she should not be touching
  • Sip — Jane misunderstands a social situation and confidently navigates in the wrong direction
  • Sip — The clock ticking toward her audition time is referenced as background pressure
  • Drink Twice — Anna Faris delivers a physical comedy moment entirely in slow motion
  • Drink Twice — Jane encounters a normal person whose normal life she inadvertently ruins
  • Drink Twice — Jane's internal voiceover disagrees completely with her external actions
  • Shot — Jane's scheme to replace the roommate's cupcakes escalates catastrophically
  • Shot — Jane accidentally ends up somewhere she has absolutely no explanation for being
  • Chug — Jane gives an impassioned socialist speech at the hemp festival while completely destroyed

Themed Cocktail

Jane's Medicated Cupcake

Ingredients:

  • 1.5 oz tequila blanco
  • 0.75 oz Frangelico
  • 0.5 oz fresh lemon juice
  • 0.5 oz vanilla syrup
  • 0.25 oz hot sauce
  • Powdered sugar rim and lemon twist for garnish

Instructions:

  1. 1Rim a coupe glass with powdered sugar.
  2. 2Combine tequila, Frangelico, lemon juice, vanilla syrup, and hot sauce in a shaker with ice.
  3. 3Shake for 12 seconds and double-strain into the prepared coupe.
  4. 4Twist a lemon peel over the surface and drape it on the rim.

Fun Facts

Disclaimer: Drink responsibly. This is intended for adults of legal drinking age. Never drink and drive. Always know your limits and drink in moderation.