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The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King Drinking Game + Cocktail

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The Return of the King demands a round for every false ending.

The Rules

  • Sip — The film appears to end but then continues — drink at each of the five fake endings
  • Sip — Sam carries Frodo up Mount Doom and delivers a speech about the Shire and hope
  • Sip — Pippin sings 'Home is Behind' for the Steward Denethor while soldiers march to battle
  • Sip — Éowyn is told she cannot fight — 'I am no man' moment builds over multiple scenes
  • Sip — Denethor ignores Gondor's defense and weeps over Faramir's unconscious body
  • Drink Twice — The Army of the Dead rides into battle behind Aragorn at the Pelennor Fields
  • Drink Twice — Shelob the giant spider attacks Frodo in the tunnel and Sam drives her off
  • Drink Twice — Gollum and Sam's rivalry comes to a head as Gollum turns Frodo against Sam
  • Shot — Éowyn removes her helmet before the Witch-king — 'I am no man' — and drives the blade home
  • Shot — Gollum bites off Frodo's finger and falls into Mount Doom's fires with the One Ring
  • Chug — Aragorn is crowned King of Gondor — he approaches the four hobbits who bow — 'You bow to no one'

Themed Cocktail

The Shire's End

Ingredients:

  • 1.5 oz aged rum
  • 0.75 oz apple brandy
  • 0.5 oz fresh lemon juice
  • 0.5 oz honey syrup
  • 3 dashes Angostura bitters
  • 0.25 oz elderflower liqueur

Instructions:

  1. 1Combine rum, apple brandy, lemon juice, honey syrup, and bitters in a shaker with ice.
  2. 2Shake for 15 seconds and double-strain into a chilled coupe glass.
  3. 3Float elderflower liqueur gently over the back of a spoon — the Shire is peaceful on top.
  4. 4Garnish with a dehydrated apple slice and a small spray of dried lavender laid across the rim.

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Disclaimer: Drink responsibly. This is intended for adults of legal drinking age. Never drink and drive. Always know your limits and drink in moderation.