Kindergarten Cop Drinking Game + Cocktail
It's not a tumor — it's a hangover from this drinking game.
The Rules
- Sip — Kimble struggles to control the kindergarten class
- Sip — A kid says something hilariously inappropriate or blunt
- Sip — Kimble uses his cop instincts in a classroom setting
- Sip — Joyce and Kimble share a flirtatious moment at school
- Sip — Phoebe the ferret appears on screen
- Drink Twice — Kimble yells at the kids then immediately feels guilty
- Drink Twice — Cullen Crisp Sr. searches for his ex-wife and son
- Drink Twice — Kimble's partner undercover feeds him teaching tips by phone
- Shot — A kid announces 'Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina'
- Shot — Kimble screams 'It's not a tumor!'
- Chug — Kimble takes down Crisp and saves the kids in the final confrontation
Themed Cocktail
It's Not a Tumor
Ingredients:
- 2 oz Austrian schnapps
- 1 oz fresh apple juice
- 0.5 oz cinnamon syrup
- 3 oz club soda
- 1 dash Angostura bitters
Instructions:
- 1Combine schnapps, apple juice, and cinnamon syrup in a highball glass with ice.
- 2Top with club soda.
- 3Add a dash of bitters.
- 4Stir once and serve — it's kindergarten-approved (almost).
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Disclaimer: Drink responsibly. This is intended for adults of legal drinking age. Never drink and drive. Always know your limits and drink in moderation.