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Tour de Pharmacy Drinking Game + Cocktail

Andy Samberg's fake cycling documentary exposes doping — pair it with real drinks.

The Rules

  • Sip — A new absurd performance-enhancing drug is revealed
  • Sip — Archival mockumentary footage plays with a serious narrator
  • Sip — Marty Hass brags about his cycling dominance
  • Sip — A celebrity cameo appears as a talking-head interview
  • Sip — The documentary narrator delivers information completely deadpan
  • Drink Twice — JJ August's gender reveal scandal is discussed
  • Drink Twice — Adrian Baton dopes in an increasingly blatant way
  • Drink Twice — The Nigerian prince cyclist's backstory unfolds
  • Shot — Lance Armstrong appears as himself to discuss doping
  • Shot — Every single cyclist in the Tour tests positive simultaneously
  • Chug — The final absurd race plays out with only five riders remaining

Themed Cocktail

The Yellow Jersey

Ingredients:

  • 2 oz white wine
  • 1 oz elderflower liqueur
  • 0.5 oz lemon juice
  • 3 oz sparkling water
  • 0.25 oz honey syrup

Instructions:

  1. 1Pour white wine and elderflower liqueur into a wine glass with ice.
  2. 2Add lemon juice and honey syrup.
  3. 3Top with sparkling water.
  4. 4Stir gently to combine.
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Fun Facts

  • Directed by Jake Szymanski.(Source)
  • Starring Orlando Bloom, Andy Samberg, John Cena.(Source)
  • Rated 6.7/10 on TMDB (256 votes).(Source)
  • Tagline: "Winning is in their blood. Among other things."(Source)
  • Released in 2017. Genres: Comedy, TV Movie.(Source)

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Disclaimer: Drink responsibly. This is intended for adults of legal drinking age. Never drink and drive. Always know your limits and drink in moderation.