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Shrek the Third Drinking Game + Cocktail

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The weakest entry deserves the strongest drink — pour accordingly.

The Rules

  • Sip — Shrek makes a face showing he does not want to be king with zero subtlety
  • Sip — Prince Charming preens, flips his hair, or checks his reflection in a shiny surface
  • Sip — Young Artie makes a social misstep and immediately makes everything more cringe-worthy
  • Sip — Puss in Boots and Donkey switch bodies and react with appropriate confusion and delight
  • Sip — Merlin the wizard gives advice that is unhelpful in a technically mystical way
  • Drink Twice — The princess fairy tale women take over the Charming villain coup single-handedly
  • Drink Twice — Shrek has a nightmare about baby ogres overwhelming his swamp entirely
  • Drink Twice — Prince Charming's theatrical musical performance at the villains' pub becomes the finale setup
  • Shot — Artie talks down the fairy tale villains with his speech about second chances and meaning
  • Shot — Shrek finds out Fiona is pregnant with triplets and his face becomes the face of a broken man
  • Chug — Prince Charming is crushed by the dragon-toppled theatre tower in front of the entire Far Far Away court

Themed Cocktail

Charming's Curtain Call

Ingredients:

  • 1.5 oz coconut rum
  • 0.75 oz peach nectar
  • 0.5 oz fresh lemon juice
  • 0.5 oz vanilla simple syrup
  • 1 oz sparkling rosé
  • 0.25 oz grenadine

Instructions:

  1. 1Combine coconut rum, peach nectar, lemon juice, and vanilla syrup in a shaker with ice.
  2. 2Shake for 10 seconds and strain into a champagne flute.
  3. 3Top with cold sparkling rosé and stir once with a long spoon.
  4. 4Drizzle grenadine down the inside of the flute so it sinks in a dramatic curtain of red.
  5. 5Garnish with a single maraschino cherry on a long gold pick — dramatic to the end.

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Disclaimer: Drink responsibly. This is intended for adults of legal drinking age. Never drink and drive. Always know your limits and drink in moderation.