Monty Python and the Holy Grail Drinking Game + Cocktail

A drinking quest worthy of the Knights of the Round Table!

The Rules

  • Sip — Sir Robin's minstrels sing about his bravery (or cowardice)
  • Sip — King Arthur mimes riding while Patsy clops coconuts
  • Sip — Knights shout 'Ni!' at passing travelers
  • Sip — Someone is accused of being or turning into a witch
  • Sip — Castle guards yell taunts in ridiculous French accents
  • Drink Twice — The Black Knight loses another limb
  • Drink Twice — Tim the Enchanter makes something explode
  • Drink Twice — 'Bring out your dead!' rings through the village
  • Shot — The Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog claims a victim
  • Shot — The Holy Hand Grenade counting reaches 'five'
  • Chug — The police arrest everyone at Castle Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh

Themed Cocktail

Holy Hand Grenade

Ingredients:
  • 2 oz aged English gin
  • 1 oz honey mead
  • 0.75 oz fresh lemon juice
  • 0.5 oz Benedictine
  • 0.25 oz pomegranate molasses
  • 2 dashes Angostura bitters
Instructions:
  1. 1Count to three (no more, no less) while adding ingredients to shaker
  2. 2Add ice to shaker
  3. 3Shake vigorously for precisely five seconds
  4. 4Double strain into goblet filled with fresh ice
  5. 5Top with a float of mead

Fun Facts

Disclaimer: Drink responsibly. This is intended for adults of legal drinking age. Never drink and drive. Always know your limits and drink in moderation.