Modern Family Drinking Game + Cocktail

The Rules

• Sip — Every time Phil Dunphy attempts a magic trick or terrible pun and is very proud of it
• Sip — Every time Jay Pritchett refuses to talk about his feelings and Manny forces it anyway
• Sip — Every time Mitchell and Cameron argue about whose fault the current disaster is
• Sip — Every time Gloria's accent is misunderstood by someone in the Pritchett family
• Sip — Every time Haley, Alex, and Luke Dunphy expose their parents' hypocrisy
• Drink Twice — Every time the whole family tries to hide something from each other and fails completely
• Drink Twice — Every time Cam's theatrical overreaction turns a minor inconvenience into a scene
• Drink Twice — Every time Jay gives reluctant but genuine emotional support to one of his kids
• Shot — Every time a mockumentary talking-head interview completely undercuts someone's dignity
• Shot — Every time Lily says something outrageously blunt that stops all adult conversation
• Chug — When all three family units converge on the same location and everything collapses at once

Themed Cocktail

The Dunphy Spritz