Mallrats Drinking Game + Cocktail

Get drunk at the mall like a true New Jersey degenerate

The Rules

Sip — Silent Bob speaks with hand gestures or facial expressions
Sip — Brodie mentions or eats a chocolate-covered pretzel
Sip — Anyone says 'stinkpalm' or references Mr. Svenning's hand
Sip — T.S. mentions Jared Svenning or the dating game show
Sip — Shannon Hamilton appears in his Fashionable Male uniform
Drink Twice — When 'The Cookie Stand is NOT part of the food court!'
Drink Twice — Jay performs a dance move outside the mall entrance
Drink Twice — Someone gets hit by the topless fortune teller sign
Shot — When Stan Lee gives his relationship advice monologue
Shot — Willem screams 'That kid is BACK on the escalator!'
Chug — When the stage collapses during Truth or Date

Themed Cocktail

The Fashionable Male

Ingredients:

2 oz spiced rum
1 oz butterscotch schnapps
0.75 oz fresh lemon juice
0.5 oz maple syrup
2 oz cola
2 dashes chocolate bitters

Instructions:

1Fill Collins glass with crushed ice
2Combine rum, schnapps, lemon juice, and maple syrup in shaker with ice
3Shake vigorously for 10-12 seconds
4Strain into prepared glass
5Top with cola and chocolate bitters
6Stir gently to combine

Fun Facts

Released in 1995-10-20.(Source)
Directed by Kevin Smith.(Source)
Cast includes Jason Lee, Jeremy London, Shannen Doherty.(Source)
Runtime: 94 minutes.(Source)

Disclaimer: Drink responsibly. This is intended for adults of legal drinking age. Never drink and drive. Always know your limits and drink in moderation.