What are the rules for the Malcolm in the Middle drinking game?

The Malcolm in the Middle drinking game has 11 rules including sips, double drinks, and shots. Key rules: Sip — Malcolm breaks the fourth wall to address the camera; Sip — Hal does something obsessive or quirky; Sip — Lois screams at the boys.

What cocktail goes with the Malcolm in the Middle drinking game?

The themed cocktail for Malcolm in the Middle is called "The Middle Child". You'll need: 1.5 oz vodka, 1 oz lemonade, 1 oz blue curacao, 2 oz soda water.

How many players do you need for the Malcolm in the Middle drinking game?

The Malcolm in the Middle drinking game works with 2 or more players. Just watch Malcolm in the Middle together and follow the 11 rules. The more players, the more fun!

Malcolm in the Middle Drinking Game + Cocktail

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The Rules

Sip — Malcolm breaks the fourth wall to address the camera
Sip — Hal does something obsessive or quirky
Sip — Lois screams at the boys
Sip — Reese bullies someone or does something destructive
Sip — Dewey is ignored or left to fend for himself
Drink Twice — A scheme spirals completely out of control
Drink Twice — Francis calls from military school or Alaska
Drink Twice — Hal and Lois have a surprisingly sweet moment
Shot — Malcolm's genius causes more problems than it solves
Shot — The boys band together against a common enemy
Chug — The chaos reaches its absolute peak in the episode

Themed Cocktail

The Middle Child

Ingredients:

1.5 oz vodka
1 oz lemonade
1 oz blue curacao
2 oz soda water

Instructions:

1Fill a mason jar with ice.
2Add vodka, lemonade, and blue curacao.
3Top with soda water and stir.

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Fun Facts

Created by Linwood Boomer.(Source)
Starring Frankie Muniz, Jane Kaczmarek, Bryan Cranston.(Source)
Network: FOX.(Source)
7 seasons, 151 episodes.(Source)
Rated 8.5/10 on TMDB (4,731 votes).(Source)

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Disclaimer: Drink responsibly. This is intended for adults of legal drinking age. Never drink and drive. Always know your limits and drink in moderation.