What are the rules for the Machete drinking game?

The Machete drinking game has 11 rules including sips, double drinks, and shots. Key rules: Sip — Machete uses an unconventional weapon; Sip — A corrupt politician appears on screen; Sip — A beautiful woman allies with Machete.

What cocktail goes with the Machete drinking game?

The themed cocktail for Machete is called "The Machete Margarita". You'll need: 2 oz tequila, 1 oz lime juice, 0.75 oz agave syrup, 0.5 oz mezcal float.

How many players do you need for the Machete drinking game?

The Machete drinking game works with 2 or more players. Just watch Machete together and follow the 11 rules. The more players, the more fun!

Machete Drinking Game + Cocktail

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Machete don't text — but Machete do drink.

The Rules

Sip — Machete uses an unconventional weapon
Sip — A corrupt politician appears on screen
Sip — A beautiful woman allies with Machete
Sip — Machete gives a stoic one-liner
Sip — Gratuitous violence is played for laughs
Drink Twice — A decapitation or over-the-top kill happens
Drink Twice — Machete rides a motorcycle
Drink Twice — Booth or Torrez schemes against immigrants
Shot — Machete uses intestines as a rope
Shot — The revolution rallies behind Machete
Chug — Machete's final battle against the main villain

Themed Cocktail

The Machete Margarita

Ingredients:

2 oz tequila
1 oz lime juice
0.75 oz agave syrup
0.5 oz mezcal float

Instructions:

1Shake tequila, lime juice, and agave with ice.
2Strain into a rocks glass over ice.
3Float mezcal on top.

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Fun Facts

Directed by Robert Rodriguez.(Source)
Starring Danny Trejo, Mel Gibson, Demián Bichir.(Source)
Made $2M worldwide on a $20M budget.(Source)
Rated 5.6/10 on TMDB (2,009 votes).(Source)
Tagline: "Trained to kill. Left for dead. Back for more."(Source)

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Disclaimer: Drink responsibly. This is intended for adults of legal drinking age. Never drink and drive. Always know your limits and drink in moderation.