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Longest Yard Drinking Game + Cocktail

Game 1 of 2

Yard by yard, drink by drink — first down, bottoms up.

The Rules

  • Sip — Paul Crewe is cocky or sarcastic to the guards
  • Sip — An inmate shows off a football skill
  • Sip — Warden Hazen manipulates Crewe
  • Sip — Caretaker offers advice or comic relief
  • Sip — A guard acts like a bully
  • Drink Twice — The inmates recruit a new team member
  • Drink Twice — A brutal hit lands during the game
  • Drink Twice — Captain Knauer threatens Crewe
  • Shot — Caretaker's fate is revealed
  • Shot — Crewe considers throwing the game
  • Chug — The final play of the big game

Themed Cocktail

The Blitz Package

Ingredients:

  • 2 oz bourbon
  • 1 oz orange juice
  • 0.5 oz grenadine
  • 3 oz ginger ale

Instructions:

  1. 1Fill a solo cup with ice.
  2. 2Add bourbon, orange juice, and grenadine.
  3. 3Top with ginger ale and stir.

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Fun Facts

  • Directed by Peter Segal.(Source)
  • Starring Adam Sandler, Chris Rock, James Cromwell.(Source)
  • Made $191M worldwide on a $90M budget.(Source)
  • Rated 6.7/10 on TMDB (3,612 votes).(Source)
  • Tagline: "If you can't get out, get even."(Source)

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Disclaimer: Drink responsibly. This is intended for adults of legal drinking age. Never drink and drive. Always know your limits and drink in moderation.