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Kicking & Screaming Drinking Game + Cocktail

Will Ferrell coaching kids' soccer — chug your juice box and vodka.

The Rules

  • Sip — Phil Weston yells at child soccer players with adult intensity
  • Sip — Buck Weston taunts Phil about being a born loser
  • Sip — Phil drinks an espresso or coffee in an escalating addiction
  • Sip — Mike Ditka gives gruff old-school coaching advice
  • Sip — A kids' soccer match features absurdly dramatic commentary
  • Drink Twice — Phil's coffee addiction causes erratic sideline behavior
  • Drink Twice — The Tigers win a game they had no business winning
  • Drink Twice — Phil and Buck's father-son rivalry reaches a boiling point
  • Shot — Phil benches his own son in a win-at-all-costs moment
  • Shot — Mike Ditka gives a halftime speech like it's the Super Bowl
  • Chug — Phil realizes winning isn't everything and makes amends with Buck

Themed Cocktail

The Espresso Explosion

Ingredients:

  • 2 oz bourbon
  • 1 oz cold brew coffee
  • 0.5 oz coffee liqueur
  • 0.25 oz simple syrup
  • 2 dashes chocolate bitters

Instructions:

  1. 1Combine bourbon, cold brew, coffee liqueur, and simple syrup in a shaker with ice.
  2. 2Add bitters and shake for 12 seconds.
  3. 3Strain over a large ice cube in a rocks glass.
  4. 4As jittery and unhinged as Phil Weston on the sideline.

Fun Facts

  • Directed by Jesse Dylan.(Source)
  • Starring Will Ferrell, Robert Duvall, Mike Ditka.(Source)
  • Made $56M worldwide on a $45M budget.(Source)
  • Rated 5.8/10 on TMDB (675 votes).(Source)
  • Tagline: "All his life, Phil Weston has dreamed of being on a winning team. Phil...your time has come."(Source)

Disclaimer: Drink responsibly. This is intended for adults of legal drinking age. Never drink and drive. Always know your limits and drink in moderation.