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Keanu Drinking Game + Cocktail

That kitten is worth killing for — and drinking for.

The Rules

  • Sip — Rell or Clarence references how adorable Keanu the kitten is
  • Sip — Clarence pretends to be tough and uses street slang badly
  • Sip — Rell channels his inner action hero despite being terrified
  • Sip — Keanu the kitten appears wearing a tiny outfit or chain
  • Sip — A George Michael song plays or is referenced
  • Drink Twice — Clarence convinces gang members that George Michael is gangsta
  • Drink Twice — The duo gets deeper into Cheddar's drug operation
  • Drink Twice — Hi-C questions Clarence and Rell's street credibility
  • Shot — A full action shootout erupts over possession of the kitten
  • Shot — Clarence goes full berserker mode to rescue Keanu
  • Chug — Keanu the kitten is safely recovered and returned home

Themed Cocktail

The Tectonic

Ingredients:

  • 2 oz bourbon
  • 1 oz ginger liqueur
  • 0.5 oz fresh lemon juice
  • 0.5 oz honey syrup
  • 2 dashes Angostura bitters

Instructions:

  1. 1Combine bourbon, ginger liqueur, lemon juice, and honey syrup in a shaker with ice.
  2. 2Add bitters and shake for 12 seconds.
  3. 3Strain over a large ice cube in a rocks glass.
  4. 4Smooth enough for a kitten, strong enough for a gangsta.

Fun Facts

Disclaimer: Drink responsibly. This is intended for adults of legal drinking age. Never drink and drive. Always know your limits and drink in moderation.