Keanu Drinking Game + Cocktail
That kitten is worth killing for — and drinking for.
The Rules
- Sip — Rell or Clarence references how adorable Keanu the kitten is
- Sip — Clarence pretends to be tough and uses street slang badly
- Sip — Rell channels his inner action hero despite being terrified
- Sip — Keanu the kitten appears wearing a tiny outfit or chain
- Sip — A George Michael song plays or is referenced
- Drink Twice — Clarence convinces gang members that George Michael is gangsta
- Drink Twice — The duo gets deeper into Cheddar's drug operation
- Drink Twice — Hi-C questions Clarence and Rell's street credibility
- Shot — A full action shootout erupts over possession of the kitten
- Shot — Clarence goes full berserker mode to rescue Keanu
- Chug — Keanu the kitten is safely recovered and returned home
Themed Cocktail
The Tectonic
Ingredients:
- 2 oz bourbon
- 1 oz ginger liqueur
- 0.5 oz fresh lemon juice
- 0.5 oz honey syrup
- 2 dashes Angostura bitters
Instructions:
- 1Combine bourbon, ginger liqueur, lemon juice, and honey syrup in a shaker with ice.
- 2Add bitters and shake for 12 seconds.
- 3Strain over a large ice cube in a rocks glass.
- 4Smooth enough for a kitten, strong enough for a gangsta.
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Disclaimer: Drink responsibly. This is intended for adults of legal drinking age. Never drink and drive. Always know your limits and drink in moderation.