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Jupiter Ascending Drinking Game + Cocktail

Jupiter Jones cleans toilets and inherits Earth — toast to that.

The Rules

  • Sip — Jupiter Jones cleans a toilet or does menial domestic work
  • Sip — Caine Wise rocket-boots through the air
  • Sip — Balem Abrasax whisper-shouts a line with unsettling intensity
  • Sip — Bureaucratic paperwork or galactic processing is shown on screen
  • Sip — A massive CGI space vessel or city fills the frame
  • Drink Twice — Jupiter is kidnapped or captured by a new faction
  • Drink Twice — Titus or Kalique Abrasax reveals their true agenda
  • Drink Twice — Caine fights a squadron of alien soldiers mid-air
  • Shot — Jupiter learns she is galactic royalty who owns Earth
  • Shot — Balem screams 'I create life!' in his refinery
  • Chug — Jupiter saves her family and rejects galactic power

Themed Cocktail

Jupiter's Inheritance

Ingredients:

  • 2 oz gin
  • 0.75 oz Lillet Blanc
  • 0.5 oz fresh lemon juice
  • 0.25 oz crème de violette
  • 2 oz prosecco

Instructions:

  1. 1Combine gin, Lillet, lemon juice, and crème de violette in a shaker with ice.
  2. 2Shake gently for 8 seconds.
  3. 3Strain into a coupe glass.
  4. 4Top with prosecco — regal, purple-tinged, and out of this world.

Fun Facts

  • Directed by Lana Wachowski.(Source)
  • Starring Channing Tatum, Mila Kunis, Sean Bean.(Source)
  • Made $184M worldwide on a $176M budget.(Source)
  • Rated 5.5/10 on TMDB (7,026 votes).(Source)
  • Tagline: "Expand your universe."(Source)

Disclaimer: Drink responsibly. This is intended for adults of legal drinking age. Never drink and drive. Always know your limits and drink in moderation.