House of 1000 Corpses Drinking Game + Cocktail
The roadside attraction was real, the tour guide was Dr. Satan, and no one read the signs.
The Rules
- Sip — Every time Captain Spaulding says something deliberately offensive and enjoys the reaction
- Sip — Every time the Firefly family watches the captives on a monitor from elsewhere in the house
- Sip — Every time Baby Firefly flirts in a way that is simultaneously charming and deeply threatening
- Sip — Every time the film cuts to grainy horror footage or distorted video interstitials
- Sip — Every time Otis Driftwood delivers a monologue about evil as a philosophy
- Drink Twice — Every time a new room in the Firefly house reveals something worse than the last room
- Drink Twice — Every time Dr. Satan is referenced before he actually appears on screen
- Drink Twice — Every time a captive attempts escape and is caught before reaching safety
- Shot — Every time Otis performs a grotesque art project using a victim's body
- Shot — Every time the film's editing deliberately disorients the viewer with jump cuts and static
- Chug — Every time Dr. Satan finally appears underground and the film goes completely off the rails
Themed Cocktail
The Firefly Special
Ingredients:
- 2 oz bourbon
- 0.5 oz Campari
- 0.5 oz sweet vermouth
- 2 dashes Angostura bitters
- 2 dashes orange bitters
- 1 large ice cube
Instructions:
- 1Combine bourbon, Campari, sweet vermouth, and both bitters in a mixing glass with ice.
- 2Stir slowly for 30 seconds until well chilled.
- 3Strain over a large ice cube in a rocks glass.
- 4Express a wide orange peel over the glass to release oils, then place on the rim.
- 5Serve without additional garnish beyond the peel.
Fun Facts
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Disclaimer: Drink responsibly. This is intended for adults of legal drinking age. Never drink and drive. Always know your limits and drink in moderation.