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Horrible Bosses Drinking Game + Cocktail

Three miserable employees, three even worse bosses, and one truly terrible plan.

The Rules

  • Sip — Every time Nick endures a humiliation from Dave Harken without fighting back
  • Sip — Every time Dale is sexually harassed by Dr. Julia Harris in her office
  • Sip — Every time Kurt panics and suggests they abort the murder plot entirely
  • Sip — Every time Motherfucker Jones gives hilariously bad criminal advice
  • Sip — Every time Bobby Pellit does cocaine on screen
  • Drink Twice — Every time the three guys argue about whose boss is actually the worst
  • Drink Twice — Every time Harken catches Nick doing something suspicious and twists the knife
  • Drink Twice — Every time Dr. Harris corners Dale in a compromising position at work
  • Shot — Every time the murder plan changes completely due to their own incompetence
  • Shot — Every time Motherfucker Jones demands more money for his criminal consulting
  • Chug — Every time all three bosses are on screen simultaneously being horrible in different ways

Themed Cocktail

The Hostile Work Environment

Ingredients:

  • 1.5 oz gin
  • 0.75 oz fresh lime juice
  • 0.5 oz simple syrup
  • 0.5 oz Aperol
  • 3 oz tonic water
  • 1 dash celery bitters

Instructions:

  1. 1Combine gin, lime juice, simple syrup, and Aperol in a shaker with ice.
  2. 2Shake briefly and strain into an ice-filled Collins glass.
  3. 3Top with tonic water and stir once.
  4. 4Add celery bitters on top.
  5. 5Garnish and serve.

Fun Facts

  • Directed by Seth Gordon.(Source)
  • Starring Jason Bateman, Charlie Day, Jason Sudeikis.(Source)
  • Made $210M worldwide on a $35M budget.(Source)
  • Rated 6.6/10 on TMDB (6,705 votes).(Source)
  • Tagline: "Ever wish your boss was dead?"(Source)

Disclaimer: Drink responsibly. This is intended for adults of legal drinking age. Never drink and drive. Always know your limits and drink in moderation.