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Don Jon Drinking Game + Cocktail

Jon Martello rates everything a ten — except his therapist, who gets it right.

The Rules

  • Sip — Jon rates a woman on his 1-to-10 scale while driving or at the club
  • Sip — Jon watches pornography and rates it higher than his real-life experiences
  • Sip — Jon goes to confession and repeats his exact same list of sins week after week
  • Sip — Barbara Sugarman controls Jon's behavior through manipulation and sex as reward
  • Sip — Jon cleans his apartment obsessively and derives genuine satisfaction from it
  • Drink Twice — Jon's father Jon Sr. shouts at the TV during a football game at dinner
  • Drink Twice — Esther catches Jon watching porn in class and confronts him about it
  • Drink Twice — Barbara discovers Jon's porn habit and it causes a relationship blowup
  • Shot — Esther and Jon have an honest intimate encounter that actually satisfies him
  • Shot — Barbara dumps Jon after discovering he watched porn at her place
  • Chug — Jon gives his final voiceover about losing himself versus truly connecting

Themed Cocktail

Jon's Saturday Night

Ingredients:

  • 1.5 oz vodka
  • 0.5 oz triple sec
  • 1 oz cranberry juice
  • 0.5 oz fresh lime juice
  • 2 oz club soda (chaser)
  • 0.25 oz simple syrup

Instructions:

  1. 1Combine vodka, triple sec, cranberry juice, lime juice, and simple syrup in a shaker with ice.
  2. 2Shake hard and strain into a shot glass — save the rest.
  3. 3Pour the remaining mixture into a highball glass over ice.
  4. 4Top with club soda for the chaser and serve together.

Fun Facts

  • Directed by Joseph Gordon-Levitt.(Source)
  • Starring Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Scarlett Johansson, Julianne Moore.(Source)
  • Rated 6.0/10 on TMDB (4,524 votes).(Source)
  • Tagline: "Everyone loves a happy ending."(Source)
  • Released in 2013. Genres: Romance, Comedy, Drama.(Source)

Disclaimer: Drink responsibly. This is intended for adults of legal drinking age. Never drink and drive. Always know your limits and drink in moderation.