Abbott Elementary Drinking Game + Cocktail
There is not enough school supply funding to cover this drinking game — drink anyway.
The Rules
- Sip — the documentary camera catches a teacher's reaction face during a staff meeting
- Sip — Janine Teagues proposes a new classroom initiative with handmade materials
- Sip — Jacob Hill drops a line tone-deaf and immediately sees it on Melissa's face
- Sip — Ava Coleman misuses her principal authority for personal benefit
- Sip — Mr. Johnson the janitor appears and delivers one cryptic life lesson
- Drink Twice — Barbara and Melissa share a silent look of veteran teacher judgment
- Drink Twice — the school building physically fails in a new way without funds to fix it
- Drink Twice — Gregory and Janine have an unspoken moment the camera lingers on
- Shot — Ava accidentally pulls a move that actually helps the school
- Shot — Janine breaks down and is comforted by Barbara in a quiet hallway
- Chug — the whole staff defends Abbott from closure in front of the school board
Themed Cocktail
Teacher Appreciation Punch
Ingredients:
- 1.5 oz aged rum
- 1 oz hibiscus tea (cooled)
- 0.75 oz fresh lemon juice
- 0.5 oz honey syrup
- 0.25 oz raspberry syrup
- 3 oz ginger beer
Instructions:
- 1Brew hibiscus tea strong, cool, and measure 1 oz.
- 2Combine rum, hibiscus tea, lemon juice, honey syrup, and raspberry syrup in a shaker with ice.
- 3Shake for 12 seconds and strain into a tall glass over ice.
- 4Top with ginger beer — do not stir.
- 5Garnish with a lemon wheel and a dried hibiscus flower — teachers deserve this.
Fun Facts
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Disclaimer: Drink responsibly. This is intended for adults of legal drinking age. Never drink and drive. Always know your limits and drink in moderation.